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Papa Turtle is telling his son a bed-time story.

烏龜爸爸告訴他兒子一個床邊故事

在加拿大居住了15年（1988～2003），難以忘懷這個語言—英文之美

   A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of the dark forest.  After about 15 minutes of it , the man finally gets up and says,"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight(手電筒)!"

  The woman says," me too,you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!"

     A young man walking through a park looked through a park looked  over and saw an old man crying his heart out. The young man approached and asked the old man why he was crying.

     He replied,"my wife is 20 years old and has sex with me every morning when I wake up. Then she brings me breakfast in bed."

A gay guy walks into a bar and has a drink.  All he ever wanted was a hairy chest.  This guy next to him has hair sticking out of his shirt.

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front mirror, complaining to her husband that her breast are too small.  instead of characteristically(有個性的) telling it's not so ,the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 A little boy walks into sees his parents' bedroom to see his mom on top his dad bouncing up and down.

有一個小男孩走進父母的房間，看到他的媽媽在他的爸爸身上上下晃動...

A woman held a seance in hopes of getting  in touch with her late husband, who, during his life,had been a waiter in a big fancy restaurant.

有一個女人做了觀落陰為了要和她死去的丈夫溝通。

Wandering around a fairground, a man enters a fortune-teller's tent for a laugh.

在一個市集閒逛，一個男人走進一個算命攤圖一個笑話。

Do you enjoy being tricked or tricking others?