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 A little boy walks into sees his parents' bedroom to see his mom on top his dad bouncing up and down.

有一個小男孩走進父母的房間，看到他的媽媽在他的爸爸身上上下晃動...

 The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen.

媽媽一看到兒子就馬上下來，擔心兒子看到甚麼。

 She dresses quickly and go to find him.  

她穿上衣服馬上去找他。

her son sees his mom and asks,"What were you and Dad doing?"

她的兒子看到她並問：「你剛才和爸爸在做甚麼？」

The mother replies,"well, you know your Dad has a big tummy, and I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

媽媽回答︰「你知道爸爸有個大肚子，所以我要坐上去把它弄平。」                                                                     "You are wasting your time," says the boy.                                                                                            「你在浪費你的時間。」兒子說。                                                                                                     

 "Why it that" asks his mom, puzzled.

 「怎麼說呢？」媽媽困惑地問。
 "Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back    up."  

 「嗯，當你去購物時，隔壁的阿姨就會來，在爸爸面前跪下去把它弄回原形。」