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Papa Turtle is telling his son a bed-time story.

烏龜爸爸告訴他兒子一個床邊故事

A gay guy walks into a bar and has a drink.  All he ever wanted was a hairy chest.  This guy next to him has hair sticking out of his shirt.

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front mirror, complaining to her husband that her breast are too small.  instead of characteristically(有個性的) telling it's not so ,the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

A woman held a seance in hopes of getting  in touch with her late husband, who, during his life,had been a waiter in a big fancy restaurant.

有一個女人做了觀落陰為了要和她死去的丈夫溝通。

Wandering around a fairground, a man enters a fortune-teller's tent for a laugh.

在一個市集閒逛，一個男人走進一個算命攤圖一個笑話。