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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front mirror, complaining to her husband that her breast are too small.  instead of characteristically(有個性的) telling it's not so ,the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years." he replies.

The wife stops."Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"worked for your butt, didn't it."