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A gay guy walks into a bar and has a drink.  All he ever wanted was a hairy chest.  This guy next to him has hair sticking out of his shirt.

"Hey, man, how did your get such a hairy chest?"

'Well, I take Vaseline(凡士林) and rub it all over my chest every day to make the hair grow."

So the guy goes home, gets the Vaseline out, and starts rubbing it all over his chest.  His boyfriend comes home and says,"What the f***  are you doing?"

He tells him the story from the bar, and his boyfriend says,"If that were true, you'd have a ponytail growing out of your ass by now."