Papa Turtle is telling his son a bed-time story.
烏龜爸爸告訴他兒子一個床邊故事
"Once upon a time, there was a white bunny."
很久很久以前，有一隻白兔子
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在加拿大居住了15年（1988～2003），難以忘懷這個語言—英文之美
在教授英文之餘，也偶爾作翻譯。
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of the dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it , the man finally gets up and says,"Damn, I wish I had a
flashlight(手電筒)!"
The woman says," me too,you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!"
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A young man walking through a park looked through a park looked over and saw an old man crying his heart out. The young man approached and asked the old man why he was crying.
He replied,"my wife is 20 years old and has sex with me every morning when I wake up. Then she brings me breakfast in bed."
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A gay guy walks into a bar and has a drink. All he ever wanted was a hairy chest. This guy next to him has hair sticking out of his shirt.
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Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front mirror, complaining to her husband that her breast are too small. instead of characteristically(有個性的) telling it's not so ,the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
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A little boy walks into sees his parents' bedroom to see his mom on top his dad bouncing up and down.
有一個小男孩走進父母的房間，看到他的媽媽在他的爸爸身上上下晃動...
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,worried about what her son has seen.
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A woman held a seance in hopes of getting in touch with her late husband, who, during his life,had been a waiter in a big fancy restaurant.
有一個女人做了觀落陰為了要和她死去的丈夫溝通。
這個男人生前在一個很豪華的餐廳當服務生。
The candles were lit and the room was silent.（觀落陰開始）
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Wandering around a fairground, a man enters a fortune-teller's tent for a laugh.
在一個市集閒逛，一個男人走進一個算命攤圖一個笑話。
" I see you're the father of two," says the seer, gazing into her crystal ball.
「我看到你是一個2個孩子的爸。」算命的說，凝視著水晶球。
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Do you enjoy being tricked or tricking others?
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life isn't always a bed of roses, but it certainly gives me a few roses ( colour yellow, I think)
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Somehow, I feel blue. The grey sky may be the cause. Even my beloved roses can not lift my spirit. oh, one of those days. when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.Today, lemonade and honey will do
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